DNC: FINKLE IS EINHORN, EINHORN IS FINKLE
I’m gonna make this short because I’m tired.
1) Politics are as pointless as American Idol. That doesn’t mean the hoopla isn’t fun
2) Obama has already won this election.
3) Bill Clinton is the fucking man. (“Abroad, people have always admired our power of example rather than the example of our power.”)
4) “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” Yes, you did Bill. In fact, you stuck a cigar inside her. And we all know it and think it’s weird that your wife still smiles at you like you are both at Yale Law again.
5) Its cool that Hillary still smiles at Bill like they are at Yale Law again.
5) Did anyone see Melissa Etheridge snarl when Biden said “those enemies who attacked us on 9/11 have regrouped in the caves of Afghanistan/Pakistan and are plotting attacks..” ? Echo…echo……echo……echo.
6) Campaigns will always force voters to fear something. In this election, like last election and the election before, both sides point to the other as being impotent and dangerous. And if we don’t get power, they won’t deal with the real dangers!
7) Obama has picked the perfect running mate.
Obama= peaceful black American
Biden= “my mom told me to bloody his nose” white Catholic American.
8) Politicians are but poor players who strut and fret their hour upon the stage, and there is nothing we can do about it. I enjoy America. I will take part of the seemingly pointless endeavor known as voting in an election. I don’t trust those damn voting machines, though.
